Thursday, September 24, 2009

missing fingerprints and other household logistics ...

now i definitely do not want this to turn into a husband-bashing blog or a man-hating blog because i happen to have two males in my household that i'm quite fond of ...

having said that ...

here are my top 5 frustrations of living with the opposite gender:
  1. despite my dearly beloved's engineering degree, he has yet to figure out the logistics of the ever-so-sophisticated toilet paper holder;
  2. my dearly beloved is blessed with long legs, thus enabling him to clambor over items on the stairs rather than picking them up and taking them with him;  
  3. the kitchen table is quite often mistaken for the dishwasher--i can think of no other reason why dirty dishes are often left there;
  4. apparently it takes a certificate in fiber arts to figure out that wet towels scrunched up do not and will not dry, EVER; and
  5. stainless steel appliances do get covered with fingerprints, no matter the age of your children but they are sprayed on a daily basis, often more than once, with a vinegar and water mixture by yours truly ...
having said all that ...

he's a good husband and a great dad ...





... and my world is better because he's in it ...


2 comments:

  1. 1. If there is toilet paper in the bathroom it gets replaced. If the TP elves forgot to stock up the bathroom... it may get forgotten! What... I'm suppose to remember EVERYTHING???

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  2. LMAO!!! A certificate in fiber arts....lmao....

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